Show Me Those Shins

December112011

“I think it’s odd that you can’t joke about rape, when people joke about murder all the time. A lot more people are dying than getting raped. I think it’s a comedian’s job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.”

- Donald Glover

For the people wondering what Donald Glover had to say about jokes involving rape.

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Reblogging so everyone knows how much Donald Glover sucks.

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And this is why I find him horrible.

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I think it’s odd that people think they have the right to tell other people what to not be offended by.

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Remember that time I got into a miniature Twitter fight with Donglover because I told him he was an asshole for making rape jokes? That was fun.

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Hate to break it to you, Donny, but rape isn’t funny.

Clowns are funny. Cats are funny, but rape is not funny. Please learn that.

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Yep, it’s really hilarious to have someone crack jokes about a traumatic experience of yours and then tell you to lighten up and laugh at it.

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I actually think this is really fucking stupid. People can make jokes about whatever they want. “I think it’s odd that people think they have the right to tell other people what to not be offended by.” Just be offended, nothing happens when youre offended, youre not going to die of being offended.

The only potential problem is that you might trigger some memories in someone actually dealing with the horror of having gone through something like that, which is bad, but the same might be true of someone encountering an anti-rape sentiment, it still might trigger memories.

You cant edit the world and you cant be offended on someones behalf and you definitively cant limit free speech based on how you feel other people will feel about something.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_profilepage&v=SagayzX2T7Y

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August242011

Best decision I ever made

Amy said that if we get a cat we will call it by the name I chose:

Whisky ‘a Go Go’ Wolf

Thanks to Johnny Wander for the inspiration

June22011

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Amy and the baby bird we found. We ended up bringing it back to where we found it because that’s what the internet told us to do.

May252011

I was looking for jobs on Kijiji today and came across an enticing offer. Looks like I’ll have to do some cross dressing.

May242011

Reimagine:The Game:

May52011

Amy and I made a nice dinner after cleaning the apartment.

April272011

Going home

Finally.

April232011

If anyone says this to me, I’ll tell them to fuck right off. Windsor being in the shitter is something that’s going to take years to fix, so my plan of booking it to Toronto seems like a pretty good one. And most of Canada knows it too. Everyone in Saskatoon that’s heard I’m from Windsor has said, “Oh, you must be happy to be out of that place.” And two people in my apartment building were stabbed a week before I got there, so I think that’s saying something.

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7PM

So my father

was watching Little Miss Sunshine. It’s at the scene where Dwayne is screaming at the rest of the family. I walk in the room and he says:

“Brandon, when does the movie start?”

“What do you mean, this is the movie.”

“No no, when does it get good. This is terrible so far.”

I look over at the table and see a whole crap load of my favorite movies including The Royal Tenenbaums, Thank You For Smoking, Charlie Bartlett Whip It, About a Boy and The Truman Show.

“Those are some of my favorite movies.”

“Yeah, I went on your facebook for movie ideas, but they’ve all been terrible so far. You have a horrible taste in movies.”

And this is coming from a guy who lists Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector as a good movie.

I find this to be more proof that I am not biologically related to him. That combined with the height, build, facial structure, and everything else really.

April212011

There were a bunch of animal rights activists

on my construction site today. They came up to me as I was going home. One of them came up to me and said, “Excuse me, are you a meat eater?”

So I looked at her and said, “I’m an omnivore.”